I applied to win tickets, cash, and airfare to Kanye's 30th Birthday Party that just happened in NYC last night... but if I won, it would be ME taking this picture, not someone from Young, Black and Fabulous, LOL.

I want a piece, yo. I'm a cake-a-holic like Dame Dashing!

Oh my goodness, there is no way to express the SCHAEDENFREUDE of this picture:

Back to jail you go, Paris!!! 45 days in the slammer!

Score: God's Justice - 1, Celebrity Justice - 0!

Speaking of justice, peep this (and look at this AMAZING looking trailer)

Speaking further on justice:

The Game pleaded not guilty Thursday (June 7) to three felony counts stemming from a pickup basketball game in Los Angeles in February, The Associated Press reports. He is charged with three counts of making a criminal threat, possession of a firearm in a school zone and exhibiting a firearm in the presence of an officer. The Game, who is free on $50,000 bail, faces more than five years in state prison if convicted. -- MTV.com

If they can lock up Paris, THEY CAN LOCK UP JAYCEON!!! 5 years might be too much, but let him do 2 1/2 annuals in the hole. He'd love it there. A gay rapper like him needs to be in an environment conducive to his sexual orientation. Sadly but truly, he needs to spend some time in the slammer so he can get the jackhammer of justice to smash him where the sun don't shine.

Common - "and I heard you might be the MC that's gay"

(PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NO ISAIAH WASHINGTON ON GREY'S ANATOMY BUSINESS, THIS IS TRUTH UNDILUTED AND UNCOVERED. THERE ARE MORE GAY AND BI-SEXUAL RAPPERS IN HIP HOP TODAY THAN ANYONE BESIDES ME WANTS TO COMFORTABLY ADMIT, AND I'M SICK OF THE SECRETS AND LIES!)

Secrets and lies, secrets and lies... it's all secrets and lies!

okay, let's get into someone who tells the truth (LOL, that's a pretty homoerotic Freudian slip)

50 Cent is a boss above all, and he talks G-Unit business in the July issue of Vibe, making it clear that some members of the crew should keep their résumés current. "I'll fire everybody," he said. "I don't give a f---. They're capable of all of their responsibilities, but when they start slacking, they gotta get the f--- outta here." Young Buck gets a good performance review — "He is the clean-up man because he's actually selling" — with one caveat: "Sometimes he says things without being totally conscious of what he's saying, so he's gonna make mistakes." And Tony Yayo, well, he's set for life. "Yayo can't be dropped, period," 50 explained. "He doesn't even need to sell records. As long as I'm breathing, he's gonna be good. And if I'm not breathing, then he's gonna be real good." That's right, 50 confirmed: Yayo's in the will. -- MTV.ca

man, Olivia got screwed, that's all I know. She wasn't that bad, and was even dope when she was on J Records. Hey Gayme, this don't looka like-a maan to me!

and, because I'm juuuust about to go to see 'Ocean's Thirteen', why don't we throw in some fun stuff?

Enjoy yourself, lovelies. I know I do.

Sincerely yours,

Marshall Lesane Jackson.

p.s. The Paris Hilton Debacle is waaay outta control. What does she think she is, rap? LOL

Practice peace, and learn love.