Monday, July 16, 2007

Leadership: The Three-quel (peace to Ocean's Thirteen)

I love these two guys. Don Cheadle is my hero. AND I met him. AND he was SUPER COOL!

These guys are the kind of guys that need to be making all the big decisions regarding the future of this doomed planet that somebody called Earth (I prefer to call it 'Heaven,' but we'll get into that another time :)

Oh yeah, I'm an extra in Don Cheadle's new movie, coming soon. It's called "Talk to Me" and it's set in the 60's in the Black Power Era. It felt surreal to "fake" my pride for Hollywood cameras.

Rap is outta control, but Hollywood is unreal.

Anyways, peep this, yo:

Word.

Too amazing for words. Except these ones:

MUHAMMAD ALI: "Each visit [to Africa] has proven to be a rare opportunity to discover just how magnificent and culturally rich the African people are," says Muhammad Ali, who has been a messenger for peace for the U.S. government and the United Nations. "It is true, Africa has endured famine, drought, and the AIDS epidemic, but what is more important is that the people have endured … with dignity and hope. It is their hope and mine that this rich and magnificent land will one day be restored to the majesty of its ancestors."

True dat.

Mos Def dissed this guy HARD, LOL... and that woman is sexyhotcute style

And now for something completely different:

Boooo! Hisss! Grrrrrr!

I'm scurred now. This is not purdy. This is not bringing sexy back. This is not kosher meats. This is the Apocalypse in female form. This is the worst woman in the world, essentially. This is an embarrassment to women, Africans, Black Americans, and politicians everywhere. Condoleeza Rice is the dirty handpuppet of the most brutal dictator since Attila the Hun. You think I exaggerate? Think again. But hell... I guess it's better her than GWB! LOL

I SPOKE TOO SOON.

*VOMIT*

Worst. President. EVER. (231 years and counting...)

And pardon my burning, flying, barfing skepticism, but why do I doubt this data so harshly?

"GEORGE W. BUSH: We at Vanity Fair didn't think there could be a silver lining to the Bush administration, but perhaps it is, of all things, President George W. Bush's work for Africa. As the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development—an independent monitor of global spending—reports, the U.S. has quadrupled aid to the continent over the last six years. In his 2003 State of the Union address, Bush pledged $15 billion to fight AIDS primarily in Africa, and two years later pledged a $1.2 billion initiative to fight malaria in the 15 African countries hardest hit by the disease."

Independent monitor? Hmmmm... since when does 'independent monitor' mean 'U.S. puppet whore monkey?'

I digress... IN DISGUST

Only one of these men can lead you to the Promised Land. Choose wisely.

I see one God and one Devil.

Pray to the right one.

Bradley, you are pretty durn smart-ish.

"A person is a person through other persons. You cannot be human in isolation, you can only be human in relationships." - Brad Pitt

Wise words, man. I also liked you in Ocean's Eleven and Twelve... and in this :)

Ocean's Thirteen clips!!!

And on that note, I declare that RAP IS OUTTA CONTROL and PLEASE LOVE EACH OTHER!

Sincerely yours,

Marshall Lesane Jackson

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